The Secret the 78-Year-Old Woman Tried to Hide

 

My neighbor, Mrs. Harlan, is seventy-eight, the kind of woman who waters her roses every morning and waves at everyone who passes by. She’s gentle, quiet, and so polite that even her footsteps seem apologetic. That’s why it shocked me when, a few months ago, I noticed a young man—mid-twenties at most—visiting her regularly. At first, I thought he was a relative. But then, every time he arrived, I’d hear strange sounds through the wall. Thuds. Shuffling. And worst of all… screaming. Not loud, blood-curdling screams—more like short, sharp ones that made the hair on my arms stand up.

For weeks, I tried to ignore it. Maybe she needed help. Maybe the noises were harmless. But the screaming continued, and my worry grew into fear. One afternoon, when the young man arrived again and the noises immediately started, I couldn’t take it anymore. I marched across the lawn and knocked on her door, my heart pounding so hard I could barely hear myself think. Suddenly, everything went silent inside. Not a voice. Not a footstep. Just cold stillness.

After a long moment, the door creaked open—and I froze. Mrs. Harlan stood there… wearing a bright red superhero cape, oversized goggles, and gloves three sizes too big. Her hair was sticking out in every direction, and streaks of blue paint covered her cheeks like war paint. Behind her, the young man looked exhausted, sitting on the floor surrounded by what looked like homemade contraptions and scattered art supplies.

I stammered, “Mrs. Harlan… is everything okay?”

She burst into laughter—full, contagious laughter that didn’t match the frail image she normally presented. “Oh dear,” she said, wiping her eyes. “I’m sure you’ve heard quite the show! This is my nephew, Liam. He’s helping me rehearse for my audition at the community theater. They’re putting on a superhero comedy, and I’m determined to get the lead!”

The screaming? Practice lines. The thuds? Failed stunt attempts involving her “grappling hook,” which was really a clothesline tied to a chair. The young man? A patient assistant who clearly loved her enough to endure every chaotic moment. And the old lady I feared might be in danger? Just someone rediscovering joy, silliness, and a purpose she thought she’d lost decades ago.

As I left their house, I heard her yell, “Again, Liam! From the top! And make it dramatic this time!”

The screaming resumed—and for the first time, I laughed along with it.