They Thought the Plane Was Their Honeymoon Suite

 

The stewardess turned to Lia, her smile polite but firm. “Ma’am, you’ll need to return to your assigned seat immediately.” Lia’s face fell, the fake sweetness melting into irritation. “You can’t be serious,” she snapped, sliding off Dave’s lap dramatically. “We’re married. We just want to be together.” The attendant didn’t miss a beat. “Congratulations. But this is still a commercial flight, not a private cabin.”

Dave tried to laugh it off. “Come on, there must be something you can do.” The stewardess nodded once. “I can. I can enforce the rules. And right now, you’ve violated several.” Around us, heads popped up like prairie dogs. People were openly watching now, pretending not to, but clearly enjoying the show. Lia stood there, arms crossed, fuming, while Dave muttered under his breath.

That’s when the stewardess delivered the final blow. “Ma’am, since your original seat is in economy, you’ll need to return there. Sir,” she said, turning to Dave, “you were temporarily moved here. That privilege can be revoked.” Dave’s jaw dropped. “Revoked?” he repeated. “Yes,” she replied calmly. “We can reseat you both in economy for the remainder of the flight if this behavior continues.”

Silence. Beautiful, glorious silence. Lia grabbed her bag and stormed down the aisle, heels clomping like she wanted the entire plane to feel her rage. Dave shot me a look full of pure hatred before following her, shoulders slumped, honeymoon fantasy officially grounded. As they disappeared behind the curtain, a woman across the aisle gave me a subtle thumbs-up. Another passenger actually chuckled.

The rest of the flight was blissfully uneventful. No coughing fits. No lap gymnastics. No action movies blasting at full volume. I stretched out, enjoyed my legroom, and finally slept for a few uninterrupted hours. When we landed, Dave and Lia rushed off without looking back, their perfect honeymoon clearly not going according to plan.

As I grabbed my bag, the same stewardess passed by and quietly said, “Thank you for your patience.” I smiled and replied, “Best thousand dollars I never spent.” Sometimes turbulence doesn’t come from the sky. Sometimes it comes from entitlement. And sometimes, karma comes with a seatbelt sign.