St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven.

 

“Why are you here?” he asks.

The man says, furious even in death, “I suspected my wife was cheating. I came home early, saw the guy outside, threw the refrigerator at him… and died of a heart attack.”

St. Peter shakes his head and sends him inside.

Moments later, another man arrives at the gates.

St. Peter asks, “And why are you here?”

The second man says, completely confused, “I have no idea. I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly a refrigerator fell from the sky and killed me.”

St. Peter sighs, opens the gate, and lets him in.

A few minutes later, a third man shows up.

St. Peter looks tired now. “Let me guess. How did you die?”

The third man shrugs and says, “Well… I was hiding inside a refrigerator.”